NO ALIBI. / [ICBOX]

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Krystal: -wanders down the street, glancin around-
LUCIAN: -Leans against a wall, smoking a cigarette.-
Krystal: -notes lucian and stops midstep- You again.
LUCIAN: -Looks at her and shrugs.- It's a small world.
Krystal: Unfortunately.
LUCIAN: -Takes a drag.- Although I think Violet Hill is quite popular with the kids these days.
Krystal: -grimaces at the cigarette- Which I'm sure makes you oh-so-happy.
LUCIAN: -Makes a face.- Not really. They just run around like a bunch of over-zealous idiots. Demons and Angels alike.
Krystal: Acting like an idiot can be fun.
LUCIAN: Yes, I'm sure someone like you would think that. -Chuckles.-
Krystal: I suppose I would, since I said it.
LUCIAN: -Yawns.- Cool power, by the way. It's nifty.
Krystal: -smiles- I know. Makes me feel better when cocky assholes try something stupid.
LUCIAN: Yes, well played my dear. -Nods.-
Krystal: Thank you. -glances around- Your human isn't with you. He let you off of the leash?
LUCIAN: -Smiles.- No, he's asleep and doesn't like it when I smoke indoors.
Krystal: Why do you have a human, anyway? You don't need one.
LUCIAN: I know. But he entertains me.
Krystal: I suppose you need entertainment once every century or so.
LUCIAN: -Nods.- He's a poor kid. Scared as hell but too stubborn to admit it.
Krystal: Scared enough to go to demons, which, in my opinion, can be quite scary.
LUCIAN: His parents were taken by reapers. But he trusts me. Which is amusing.
Krystal: Reapers; more demon than angel. No wonder he doesn't like us.
LUCIAN: Just a poor innocent boy looking for someone to save him. He picked a Leviathan because it would protect him, but he understands now that he'll never be free of me.
Krystal: He made his choices, as deluded in fear as he was, and I feel bad for him. But, short of killing you, there is nothing I can do.
LUCIAN: -Smiles wickedly.- I will never let him go. I yearn for his sanity and for his soul.
Krystal: -glares- It's what all of you and your kind want.
LUCIAN: Mmm. Souls. You'll develop the hunger soon enough. You've already fallen.
Krystal: -grimaces slightly- I don't plan to ever become a reaper.
LUCIAN: You don't? -Raises a brow.- What use will you be for fighting then?
Krystal: Who needs to fight when you are untouchable?
LUCIAN: Then what purpose do you serve in this war?
Krystal: I try to save the innocents that I can. Defense is just as necessary as offense.
LUCIAN: Mmm. But if I were commanded to kill one of your humans, what offense could you offer?
Krystal: That would be telling.
LUCIAN: Mmmm. -Nods.- You'll provide me with many free meals.
Krystal: Keep thinking that, mm? I won't let you kill someone in front of me, if I can help it.
LUCIAN: How noble of you. -Chuckles.- I like you... What's your name again?
Krystal: Forgetful. Tisk tisk. Krystal.
LUCIAN: Sorry. I only remember things that are important. Krystal, yes. So... what's Heaven like? -Laughs-
Krystal: Understandable, I suppose. -smiles slightly as he asks of Heaven- And why do you care?
LUCIAN: I dunno; I've never been. -Grins.-
Krystal: Of course you haven't, for obvious reasons.
LUCIAN: Don't be mean. Tell me.
Krystal: Me? Mean? -rolls eyes- Heaven... there aren't the proper words. It's a beautiful place. Very bright, and it has a calm, peaceful aura around it.
LUCIAN: -Snrks.- Sounds like a riot. -Flicks away his cigarette.-
Krystal: I'm sure Hell is a blast.
LUCIAN: It's exciting, that's for damn sure.
Krystal: Exciting - at the cost of selfishness, deceit, and lies? No, thank you.
LUCIAN: Well, Hell's not for everybody. -Grins and turns to walk down the alley.-
Krystal: If it were, there wouldn't be this war, now would there? -watches him turn, immobile-
LUCIAN: -Looks over his shoulder.- Walk with me.
Krystal: And why would I want to do that? -curious-
LUCIAN: -Shrugs.- Do you have anything better to do?
Krystal: I suppose not. -follows after him tentatively-
LUCIAN: -Shoves his hands in his pockets and walks along.- Are you any good at cooking?
Krystal: Why would I be good at cooking?
LUCIAN: Because you're a woman.
Krystal: Sexist too. Why am I not surprised?
LUCIAN: -Grins.- Sorry. Jamie'll be mad if I fuck up his dinner. Again.
Krystal: Poor you. Shoulda thought of that before you contracted with him.
LUCIAN: -Chuckles.- Damn. You are mean. You're suppose to take pity on me.
Krystal: Why should I pity a demon? A leviathan at that.
LUCIAN: -Grins.- You are a naughty one, eh?
Krystal: I beg to differ. Naughty is not a word one would use to describe me.
LUCIAN: Fine, fine. So. You didn't answer my question. Are you any good at cooking?
Krystal: I wouldn't think I am. I haven't cooked since my last contract, and that was a few years ago.
LUCIAN: Mmph. Damn. -Sigh-
Krystal: Even if I could cook, why would I help you and.. what was his name.. Jamie?
LUCIAN: Well. I'd happily do you a favor in return.
Krystal: And what favor would I want from a demon? I can't think of any.
LUCIAN: I give very good massages.
Krystal: -raises an eyebrow- A massage. You are full of surprises, aren't you?
LUCIAN: -Smiles.- Who doesn't love a massage?
Krystal: But would I want a massage from you, that is the real question.
LUCIAN: -Rolls eyes.- I won't molest you.
Krystal: -laughs- I wasn't worried about that. You can't touch any part of my body unless I want you to.
LUCIAN: -Laughs.- Right, right. Come on now; I'm desperate.
Krystal: I can tell - you're asking a favor from an angel.
LUCIAN: I get lots of favors from Angels. They are just the nicest people, don't you know? -Corny-
Krystal: Really? I never would have thought. -sarcastic-
LUCIAN: And they're also very clean.
Krystal: And what does that have to do with our conversation?
LUCIAN: I like soap.
Krystal: Soap is nice, I suppose.
LUCIAN: -Laughs.- See. We're getting along just swell.
Krystal: -smiles slightly- I suppose.
LUCIAN: -Nods.- So. Are you thinking about picking up a pet of your own?
Krystal: Pet? -frowns- Such a derogatory term for those that make you stronger.
LUCIAN: I'm naturally derogatory. Pointing it out every time will merely weigh down the conversation. -Cheeky grin.-
Krystal: I see. I'm probably going to get another contract, it just requires finding the right person.
LUCIAN: Mmm. Good for you. It makes things less lonely. Besides - humans are quite silly sometimes.
Krystal: I don't need a human to not be lonely. There's plenty of people to talk to.
LUCIAN: Mmm. I don't care to socialize so much. People are unimportant to me until they show their significance.
Krystal: A person shouldn't have to be significant to become important.
LUCIAN: Right. Because insignificant people are very important for my diet.
Krystal: "Insignifiant" people, as you put it, help create the significant ones.
LUCIAN: -Sigh.- Do I care?
Krystal: Probably not.
LUCIAN: Exactly. -Turns down a corner.-
Krystal: How far away are you allowed to go from Jamie?
LUCIAN: However far I want so long as I'm back by the time he wakes up.
Krystal: I see. Sounds like fun.
LUCIAN: How would you treat your human then?
Krystal: I donno. I wouldn't have to go outside to smoke though.
LUCIAN: -Chuckles.- I just want to make him happy.
Krystal: Do you really?
LUCIAN: Mmmhmmm. But he's never really happy.
Krystal: Oh?
LUCIAN: Naw. -Stops in front of a door.- Well. Here is where we part, Krystal.
Krystal: Jamie gonna be up soon, or am I just that boring?
LUCIAN: -Smiles.- You're welcome to come in - but only if you're gonna help me cook.
Krystal: Are you able to give that permission, or will he get upset? He doesn't like me.
LUCIAN: He's still asleep. He won't know.
Krystal: And if he wakes up?
LUCIAN: Well, let's just hope you can cook well enough to save your life.
Krystal: -laughs- I suppose it can't hurt.
LUCIAN: Not when you can walk through walls. Come in. -Opens the door for her.-
Krystal: Exactly. -walks past him into the building-
LUCIAN: -Stretches and goes into the kitchen area.- He's upstairs.
Krystal: -glances upwards and follows after him- Well, at least I'll be able to hear him before he gets here.
LUCIAN: Mmmhmmm... -Looks at pots and pans hopelessly.-
Krystal: -watches him and grins- So I lied. I can cook a little bit.
LUCIAN: -Smiles wickedly.- Sinner.
Krystal: I suppose. Not sinful enough for hell.
LUCIAN: -Shrugs.- It happens. Especially when you've been away from Heaven so long.
Krystal: -rolls her eyes and checks out whats in the fridge-
LUCIAN: -Sits on the counter.- He's a picky brat.
Krystal: Picky how?
LUCIAN: Like. He doesn't like too much condiments. Or he doesn't like the fatty part of meat.
Krystal: Fun fun. Well then, I suppose you'll be some use after all, hmm?
LUCIAN: -Shrugs.- He wants spaghetti. I bought the right things - can you make it?
Krystal: Spaghetti? Sure I can.
LUCIAN: -Claps hands- Awesome!
Krystal: Not that hard, really. -fills a pot with water-
LUCIAN: I'm a terrible servant then. -Chuckles and peers at her work.-
Krystal: You? A servant? That's gotta be a sight to see. -begins cooking-
LUCIAN: -Smiles.- Why does everyone get a kick out of that?
Krystal: Because you're a big bad leviathan demon.
LUCIAN: -Bites his lip and grins.- Oh, I'm a pushover.
Krystal: Somehow I doubt that, or you'd have been killed by now.
LUCIAN: Yeahh... -Mulls.- I just like him.
Krystal: Whatever you say. -continues to cook, working on sauce-
LUCIAN: -Giggles.- Oh, he's gonna be so pleased~
Krystal: I wonder if he'll think I poisoned it.
LUCIAN: Not if I'm looking after him.
Krystal: -nods- I guess so. It'll be ready soon.
LUCIAN: Excellent.
Krystal: -stirs the pot- Just make sure sleeping beauty is up to enjoy it while it's hot. I'd hate for you to have to attempt to reheat it.
LUCIAN: -Laughs.- You're so funny.
Krystal: One of my many characteristics.
LUCIAN: -Nods.- I like you.
Krystal: I'm not sure if I should be flattered or afraid.
LUCIAN: -Laughs.-
Krystal: Find that funny too?
LUCIAN: Yes. -Chuckles.-
Krystal: I suppose it was kind of funny. -glances around- Plates...?
LUCIAN: Mmm... -Finds plates and hands one to her.-
Krystal: Thank you. -dishes food out onto the plate- Might want to go wake him up.
LUCIAN: Sure, be right back. -Wanders upstairs.-
Krystal: -sets the food on the table and then leans against it, waiting-
LUCIAN: -Gently nudges Jamie.- Dinner's ready. -Sweet-
JAMIE: -Groggily follows Lucian downstairs, stopping when he spots Krystal.- What's she doing here?
Krystal: Cooking your food, that's what.
LUCIAN: -Grins.- She made spaghettis for you!
JAMIE: -Makes a face.- Do I trust it, Lucy?
Krystal: -rolls eyes- I told you he'd think I'd poison it. Honestly, would an angel poison food
LUCIAN: -Laughs.-
JAMIE: -Takes food and eats a small bite.- Whatever. -Scarfs the rest down.-
Krystal: You're welcome. You could be eating whatever your demon makes.
LUCIAN: -Sits and watches Jamie eat lovingly.-
JAMIE: -Pauses and nods.- Yeah. You're right. Lucian, this is much better than what you feed me. -Eats-
Krystal: I'll take that as a compliment.
LUCIAN: And I'll take that as an insult. -Sighs with a smile.-
JAMIE: Thanks. Krystal. -Sheepish.-
Krystal: -raises an eyebrow- Now there's two words I'd never thought I'd hear out of your mouth.
LUCIAN: -chuckles.-
JAMIE: -Blushes.- Sorry. I'm just... sorry... -eats.-
Krystal: Uh huh. There's more over there if you want it. -points-
LUCIAN: :3
JAMIE: Thanks... -gets more and chows down-
Krystal: So I guess it's true. The way into a man's heart is through their stomach.
LUCIAN: -Laughs.- Ain't it the truth.
JAMIE: Hmph. -Eats indignantly.-
Krystal: -grins- Don't worry, Jamie. I won't hold it against you.
LUCIAN: -Cheeky- Yeah, she's such an angel.
JAMIE: -Glances up at them.- Okay. Thanks... Lucian. You're being weird. Be serious.
Krystal: He's been acting like this since I stumbled upon him. I thought it was normal.
LUCIAN: -Clears his throat and sits up in his chair, looking perfectly grim.-
JAMIE: -Wrinkles his nose.- Someone must be getting murdered somewhere for him to act so giddy... -Eats.-
Krystal: That could be it. I hope not, because that would really put a damper on my day.
LUCIAN: -Studies his nails.-
JAMIE: -Sighs.- I've stopped trying to figure out why he does the things he does.
Krystal: -shrug- He's a demon. I could care less about how the demons work.
LUCIAN: -Pouts.-
JAMIE: He just does what I say.
Krystal: I hadn't noticed.
LUCIAN: -Tries to hold back a laugh.-
JAMIE: -Rolls eyes and eats.-
Krystal: Laugh it up. You're the one stuck following orders, not me.
LUCIAN: -Makes a face.- I don't have to obey his orders.
JAMIE: Try it and I won't let you eat another soul for as long as I live.
Krystal: -smiles- As I said, you're stuck following orders.
LUCIAN: -Frowns and leaves.-
JAMIE: Buy me some chocolate while you're out, Lucy.
Krystal: -watches him leave- How do you put up with him?
LUCIAN: -Leaves and gone until further notice.-
JAMIE: How do you mean?
Krystal: Does he usually walk off in the middle of conversations?
JAMIE: He just gets moody sometimes. He'll go fly around and cool off.
Krystal: Sounds pleasant to be around. What if something happened while he was away?
JAMIE: I don't think he'd give a damn. -Sighs and pushes away the dish.-
Krystal: -nods- That's quite unfortunate. -takes the dish to the sink-
JAMIE: Why. Are you going to kill me?
Krystal: I didn't say that. If I wanted that, I wouldn't have said anything.
JAMIE: I'm not afraid of going to Hell.
Krystal: -looks at him- You wouldn't care if I killed you right now?
JAMIE: -Goes still.- I... Well... It would be inconveniant.
Krystal: -crosses arms- You are afraid.
JAMIE: -Angry.- No. I'm not! I mean, I don't like, want to go; but if I had to it'd be okay. -Determined.-
Krystal: -smiles sadly- If that is what you want to believe.
JAMIE: -Hopeless.- Do I have a choice?
Krystal: -shakes her head- No. I'm sorry, Jamie. He's very strong.
JAMIE: -Sighs, resting his head on the table.-
Krystal: Why did you choose him?
JAMIE: I was scared the reapers would come back for me... He was so strong...
Krystal: What did the reapers do to you? -returns to the table, resting her hands on it-
JAMIE: Killed my parents. -Looks up at her.- Destroyed my home. They said my parents were bad.
Krystal: -sighs- Reapers... are the worst kind of angel. For the little it's worth, I apologize for them. I'm sure what they said wasn't true.
JAMIE: -Shrugs.- Lucian promised he'd kill them for me.
Krystal: And has he?
JAMIE: One. -Shudders.-
Krystal: -softens- You watched him kill the reaper, didn't you?
JAMIE: I've watched him kill a lot of things.
Krystal: Then why did you shudder?
JAMIE: -Growls.- Because it was ugly, alright? Really ugly.
Krystal: -nods- Figures.
JAMIE: He turned into this...beast.
Krystal: A beast?
JAMIE: Mmm. With feathers and claws and a horrible shriek... It - he - was terrifying.
Krystal: -nods- That's understandable. I'm sure that he meant to be terrifying.
JAMIE: Mmm... -Nods.- He told me you are... untouchable?
Krystal: Mhm. Thats my power. To be intangible. -offers her hand, invoking her power- Here.
JAMIE: -Reaches out, going through her.- Weeeiird.
Krystal: -laughs- I'm sure there are plenty of other powers out there that are weirder than mine. You just have to find them.
JAMIE: How do you kill things anyway?
Krystal: I have angelic strength, or a dagger. -sighs- Which I forgot again.
JAMIE: That's not very smart. What if Lucian decided to rape you?
Krystal: -laughs- Rape me? How would he manage that? He can't touch me, remember?
JAMIE: Oh right. That's handy. -Laughs.-
Krystal: Mhm. It's why I can act however I want - no one can stop me. Buut, I don't abuse that, unlike some people would.
JAMIE: -Nods.- That's for damn sure. I can barely keep Lucian out of my bedroom without him being able to walk through walls.
Krystal: Really now. That sounds like so much fun.
JAMIE: He's a pervert. -Makes a face.-
Krystal: Can't you just, I don't know, order him out and to stay out?
JAMIE: I do. -Sighs.- But that doesn't stop him from being creepy.
Krystal: -frowns- I'm sorry that you have a pedophile for a demon.
JAMIE: -Dies a little.- Yeah... -Sighs.- Somehow I'm still a virgin.
Krystal: Well, that's a good thing. -very light smile- He hasn't completely turned you to the "dark side" -does finger quotes-
JAMIE: -Shrugs.- Maybe one day.
Krystal: Probably. Doesn't matter, in the long run, does it?
JAMIE: -Frowns.- I guess not. -Rests his head on the table.-
Krystal: I'm sorry that you've made a choice, and I keep annoying you about it.
JAMIE: It's okay. I mean, I was only ten years old. Who knows; maybe there is no contract.
Krystal: I think there is. -frowns- But I don't know. I've never heard of a contract between an immortal and a child.
JAMIE: -Shrugs.- Pedophile logic.
LUCIAN: -Enters.- I'm a what?
Krystal: -looks over her shoulder and laughs- You're a pedophile.
JAMIE: -Bites his lip,trying not to laugh.-
LUCIAN: -Tosses Jamie a bag of candy, wrinkling his brow.- What are you talking about?
Krystal: -looks at the candy- That just makes what I said seem even more true.
JAMIE: -Eats candy happily.- :3
LUCIAN: He asked me to get it for him. -Sits down, innocently guilty-
Krystal: Yes, yes. He did, but it still makes you a pedophile.
JAMIE: :3
LUCIAN: -Laughs awkwardly.- It's not like I've.. raped him or anything. Heh. Don't be weird.
Krystal: -raises an eyebrow- I hope that it stays that way.
JAMIE: I command you not to rape me, Lucy.
LUCIAN: ;_______;
Krystal: -grins- That's one way to thwart you.
JAMIE: -Throws Lucian a piece of candy.- Good boy.
LUCIAN: -Catches it in his mouth.- ;_____;
Krystal: Heey. If he gets candy, I want some.
JAMIE: -Gives a couple pieces to Krys.- Here.
LUCIAN: Master. It's time for your bath. I'll go prepare it. -Shuffles off.-
Krystal: -grins and accepts the candy. eats a piece and listens to lucian- Master?
JAMIE: Thanks, Lucy. -Looks at Krystal.- I'm his master. o.o
LUCIAN: -Mutters something foul and leaves-
Krystal: I knew that. I've never heard him call you that though.
JAMIE: Yeah. "Master". "Young Master". "My Lord." Don't all deities do that?
Krystal: He's only called you Jamie in front of me until now. It's hearing the word "Master" pass through his lips... that's great.
JAMIE: Why? -Confused and hurt.-
Krystal: It's not an offense to you. Him, being as old and powerful as he is... hearing him adress someone so many years younger than he as "Master" makes me smile.
JAMIE: -Eats candy.- Yeah... He's weird I guess.
Krystal: -shrug- Everyone has their quirks
LUCIAN: TIME FOR BATH MASTER! -letmeundressyou>D-
Krystal: -o.o- Well then. -scoops up candy- I will leave you to your bath. See you around. -munches on candy and prances out-
JAMIE: Nah~ dun leave me alone ~ -too late-
LUCIAN: >D>D>D